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教授

一位大学教授突然得知自己肺癌晚期,正当他准备告知家人时,老婆说自己出轨他的领导,女儿出柜成了蕾丝边,话到嘴边只能咽回肚子里。

千足虫

Millipede Gonopods

想发生性关系,却搞错了对象,这就很尴尬,好在大多数动物都能很好地避免这种失礼行为。但如果你是一只千足虫,生活在一块空间狭小、黑暗湿滑的岩石下,十几二十个物种都在四处奔跑,疯狂求偶,想要找准对象就不那么容易了。

脸书被罚五十亿美元

BBC News

The US Federal Trade Commission is reported to have approved a $5 billion penalty for Facebook to settle an investigation into data privacy violations. It’s the largest ever fine against a tech company, but one that barely dents Facebook’s profits. The company is being penalized for a series of failings and its handling of users’ personal information.

亚健康

最难受的,不是被诊断得了癌症然后不断化疗。最难受的,是告诉你癌症治愈了,你要继续活下去。